Well Said Bro.

Know you're from Philly if you get this...

1] its always philly not philadelphia and jersey not new jersey

2] youve never actually been to the liberty bell except for a class trip

3] your idea of a fun night is just walkin around with your friends

4] wawa doesnt sound wierd

5] you kno how to make cheesesteaks without ever being taught

6] water ice is always pronounced ... wooder ice

7] what you put on top of your ice cream isnt sprinkles their jimmies

8] when someone says djeetyet you kno what their saying [did you eat yet]

9] you have the pizza place on speed dial

10] you go to a fancy restraunt and wonder if they serve cheesesteaks

11] you know what a mummer is and are mad if you miss them

12] you have no clue what people are talkin about when they say subs.. but find out its a hoagie

13] youll buy a pretzel from anyone not even thinking twice about it

14] scrapple is the best part of breakfast

15] tastycakes are the greatest things ever

16] you cant imagine fries without cheese

17] youll eat cold pizza for breakfast

18] you can sleep through gun shots and police sirens

19] your used to seeing young kids walkin with cigarettes or beer

20] when family comes from other places they think its wierd to wear socks with your adidas sandals and to walk around in pajamas

21] Protecting your bike like your life

22] Running away to random parks with your best friends

23] Buying lunch from the deli every single day

24] Getting into fights with random people.

25] Sitting out front someones house till after midnight just talking

26] People always tell you that you talk too fast

27] If your a girl you use a can of hairspray a week

28] If your a guy you have a closet full of white tees

29] "You guys" and "youse" is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men & women.

30] You know how to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, and Conshohocken.

31]You also find yourself using "yo" and "youse guys" when talking long-distance to family members

32]You aren't a bandwagon Eagles fan, you loved them when they sucked, and before they had T.O.

33]You go to The Gallery or South Street in the summer time just to chill

34]A vacation at the Jersey shore (pronounced "Down the shoore") is better than going to an island (there's more stuff to do, plus you know everybody.)


35]You know where to find the Rocky statue.


36]You know that tourists go to Geno's, Pat's and Jim's for authentic cheese steaks.

37]Turn signals provide clues as to your next move in the road battle, so you never use them.

38]The faster you drive through a red light, the less your chance of getting hit.

39]It is considered correct to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes.

40]You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Philly




OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
PHILLY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Are for life.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste shit!!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!